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Tony Nave aka “Tony Suzuki” — Superhero Codename: Sophisticated Enigma

 

Why I work here:
I choose to work here because each day is an adventure and exploration into peoples lives and minds.

Why you should choose me as your Non-Commissioned Salesperson:
My personality, stamina, smile and comforting sarcastic words.

One of these ten things about me is true, can you guess which one it is?

  1. I scaled the face of Thomas Jefferson before it fell off and was replaced by Teddy Roosevelt
  2. I enjoy sleeping on a bed of nails while listening to white noise
  3. I was once Ted Nugent’s taxidermist (that’s a 24-hour job)
  4. I really like fixing, repairing (and also refurbishing) retro chuck wagons with wooden wheels and celebrating when we’re done by eating baked beans and beef stew over a blazing campfire
  5. Studying and listening to music is a passion with me since the days my brother and I were grounded and confined to our room for several hours in total darkness
  6. I enjoy digging fence-post holes for random leisure
  7. I once hosted my own cooking show, and it was featured on local TV, as well as FOX. One episode consisted of me cooking sans clothing the entire show.
  8. I invented mannequins
  9. I am tremendously scared of heights, unless I am skydiving or bungee jumping
  10. I really do have eyes in the back of my head

How you can get a hold of me (I will teach you how to speak Suzukian):

Pictures, Letters and Videos HERE

Here are a couple of my dumbest YouTube Videos from the Adventures of Tony Suzuki. If you have any ideas, double-dog dares, etc. please email them to me!